A Minefield Pastime

Every so often when I pull up some other blog hosted with the blogspot domain on google to compare it to my own*, I pass five minutes on the dangerous pursuit of blog-hopping - that is, clicking "Next blog" on the Blogger Toolbar that appears at the top of most blogs. Check the example below if you want to try it; I have succeeded in removing it from the source of my blog because A. It clashed with my decor and B. I prefer my readers to be trapped remain here for as long as possible.** Note that the "Next blog" link will load a random blog, not a predetermined one. And so, one day I was jumping from blog to blog, when I stumbled upon THIS monstrosity.

Fear not, I made a full psychological recovery after downing a glass of 90% pulp orange juice. I challenge you to find a more horrendous blog than I did - a reward to whoever manages it, and a used tissue to whichever hilarious rascal posts the URL to this blog in answer.



* I usually only do this to demonstrate to friends how much I have cut and sutured mine in Html for their benefit. Here is an example of a blog that is not mine, if you're curious.

** I'm currently working on having my blog open in a new window which can only be closed by voice activation. Readers will be required to recite long tongue-twisters of my own invention. Incorrect syllables will result in mild electric shocks delivered through the Ctrl, Alt and Delete keys.



When I hear the engine pass
I'm kissing you wide