Tuesday is our painting day at college. While I verily respect painting as the visceral aesthetic it can be (Or blend of precision with the coloured medium to create the mind-blowing works that you often see in Sci-Fi illustration), Tuesday is vying with theory day as my least favorite of the week. The problem, of course, is that I'm dreadful at painting. Firstly, I have zero experience. As far as my ability goes, painting is just daubing and smearing colour onto a rough line drawing (it's early days, we're still outlining what we paint before we start.) This is similar in practice to taking a picture-book and trying to colour inside the lines - something I have yet to master.
Jack hit the nail on the head with his comment that it's like being a small child among adults. Those of us in the class with innate painting talent will thrive. Those of us who are not so fortunate have more or less paid for a few hours of easel rental per week. Our teacher, Sarah (pictured above; see: "dreadful") is an awesome person/artist, but passing on her trade is not her forte. She's going through the motions, versing us in theory and terminology, but give me a brush and my technique could only be described as wiping. Her advice concerning this is generally to use more paint or add more of X (colour.) So, for lack of instruction or demonstration, I reach the end of each Tuesday with another piece of ugly home-made noise testament to my poorness.
Tiresome.
What makes it worse than your average waste of time is the expense and preparation involved, not to mention Ken's daily antics[1]. Most of the long list of prerequisite supplies we got is painting-related. The woman at the art shop was a tad overzealous in tossing this and that into my bag once she heard what course I was doing (she knew Sarah by name as well) leading me to believe they may be in cahoots. That is all.
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I will revisit this topic in a later post.
A capillary hint of red
1 comment:
Ah yes, painting. Back in the days of yore I partook in such a class, perhaps inspired by the work of my siblings, who were artistically inclined. Unfortunately, such did not apply to myself, to the point where the subject is avoided around me at all cost, lest the demon responsible for the formless, horrific blotches of ooze masquerading as "people" or "places" repossess my body and summon the lord Satan himself unto this word through the Hellish gates that are my "paintings."
Needless to say, I sympathize.
(On an incidental note, I find it hard to believe that this "Jack" person as appears in that photograph is capable of hitting anything on the head besides possibly himself.)
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